There was a guy   who was into everything i like   pogs and pokemon   this guy   who was into everything i like   was everything i ever wanted to be      my hero is just another jokeman   my hero is just another jokeman   my hero is just another jokeman today      just took one more step   across that road   after chess team practice   to wrip the letter sweater grandma made   into a couple of pieces      my hero was hit by mr milkman   my hero was hit by mr milkman    my hero was hit by mr milkman today      used to be a guy   who was into everything i like   star trek marathons   that guy   who was into everything i like   is also in a couple pieces      my hero was hit by mr milkman    my hero was hit by mr milkman   my hero was hit by mr milkman   hes dead