Yo fatman   You got some business in the front room   Dude wants to buy a ride   Is that right?   Tell him I said I'm eating a sandwich   What's it gonna be   Me or my ham and swiss   Your gonna miss the sale fatman   Your gonna miss your sale you fat whale   I bet your face has pocks   Like chicken croquettes   Your knees are gonna knock   To stand on them pork chops   Stop eating for a second cause I got the money   Stop eating for a second cause I got the money   Want to buy fat van   From a fat man   He said see the tears in my eyes   See the tears in my eyes   See the tears in my eyes   Mean mean old man   Mean mean old mind   Fatman I'm customer   Come on and play nice   Gots to make an offer now   Or you're gonna pay the price   Bet your day would be great   If I brought you some   Steak and potatoes   Your jowells are like   Rotten red tomatoes   Sold me the car you could at least make some dough   You're dough boy you're rude   I don't like that attitude   Treat me like shit   I'll have to bust a hit   In graffiti on your wall   Should've taken my call      See the tears in my eyes   See the tears in my eyes   See the tears in my eyes      Mean mean old man   Mean mean old mind      Fat Man   Fat Man   Fat man      Gaaa