Sherrif Fatman started out is business as a granny farmer    He ws infamous for fifteen minutes    And he appeared on Panorama    Then he somehow got on board a Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme    With a Prince of Wales Award    For pushing valium and amphetamines       Moving Up on Second Base    With Nicholas Van Whats His Face    At six foot six    And 100 Tons    The undisputed King of the Slums    With more alias' than Klaus Barbie    Master Butcher of Leigh on Sea    Just about to take the stage    The one and only - hold the front page       Fatman's got something to sell    To the Capital's homeless    A Crossroad's Motel    For the No Fixed Abodeless    Where you can live life in style    If you sleep in a closet    And if you flash him a smile    He'll take your teeth as deposit       There's bats in the belfrey    The windows are jammed    The toilet's ain't healthy    He don't give a damn    Just chuckles and smiles    Laughs like a madman    A born again Rachman    Here comes Sherrif Fatman       With his valium, amphetamines    Sicknotes and his phoney prescriptions    Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the kitchen    Dead heads and cracked heads    Bunk beds and breakfasts    Wake up you sleepyheads    Check this       Moving up on second base    with Nicholas Van Whatshis face    At six foot six    And 100 tons    The undisputed King of the Slums    With more alias' than Klaus Barbie    The Master Butcher of Leigh on Sea    Just about to take the stage    The only and only hold the front page