Yo, my mom was a surfer    She surfed the big old waves    In Avalon New Jersey    She had a big ole brown board    With red stripes    Back in the day on the beach    When the break was right    She'll make you tight    She'll do the mashed potato    And the buckaroo      When she was inside the tube    Her legs was renewed    She was juice    And loose with her caboose in the bikini    All the fellas would whine    That she gets all the waves    And she looks so fine and pretty    So I wrote a ditty    In the days that I walked on the earth    Thats right, I said my mom can surf    Say Oh yeah    She's got the motion    Thats right    Say oh yeah    She's got the motion      Yo, Mary Jane Lorraine    Thats my mommas name    And when she steals your wave    Yo man, please don't complain    The biggest wave of the day    Is for grabbing I'm not bragging    Thats right    I said my mom can surf    Like smurfette    She'll be the only girl in the lineup    And at the bunkroom    All the fellows would line up    My dad couldn't surf    But you know he got lucky    Momma 52 years old and still truckin'    In Hawaii, Escotina and California    Tiaritz and Austrailia I think you better wait    South America, South Africa    What I'm telling ya    Is my mom can surf    And don't ask her where shes from    Or even start joking    Cuz she's good for a girl    And yes she's always local      Oh, thats right    She's got the motion yeah    I say, oh, thats right    Yeah she's got the motion    There she goes man      So mom can surf    Now you know I know what to do    I looking for you    Yeah, the girl who says if it swells    You know I'll ride it    Cuz surfer girls like surfing    And they never hide it    This little surfer girl    She's gonna wax my stick    She's driving old car from 1966    I thought she was a mermaid    Floating in the ocean    Tell her on the beach    And rub her with some suntan lotion    She got the motion    Of the sea of love in the air    Gonna surf some bikes    Be a surfing pair    She's the hitchikin' woman    And she thumbs around with me    Thats how it is and    And thats how its gonna be    So don't be jealous    Man or start cursing    Cuz thats my girl    Don't you know, she's surfing      Oh, thats right    Yeah, she's got the motion    Oh, thats right    Yeah, she got the motion    Oh, thats right    She got the motion    Mmmmm, thats right    Yeah, she got the motion