(Eww, it's all melty)   (I wouldn't do that if I were you.)   (*scary breathing?*)   (You only get one chance...)   (Please...)   (Please!)   (Mwa ha ha ha ha!)   (Is this addictive?)   (Once you start, you can never stop.)   (I've warned you.)   (Don't you ever do that again.)   (You'll never learn.)   (You'll get burned!)   (Oh! The humanity!)      Please do not put cheese in the toaster.   Please do not put cheese in the toaster.   Please do not put cheese in the toaster.   Please do not put cheese in the toaster.   Please do... not put cheese in the toaster. Thank you.