Some girls will leave you,   Don't even say goodbye   Some girls deceive you,   And some just up & die   But looking back, there was just one fling   That really makes me cry   When I found out...   I mean it seemed like...   I mean...      She was probably a guy   I ain't tellin' you no lie   She's got more than meets the eye   She was probably a guy   That scene in Ferris Bueller   where the car died made her cry.   But I think she was probably a guy      People ask me why I'm single   As if it's a surprise   When i try to ask girls out   I end up paralyzed      But when I'm on the Internet   I'm suave and debonair   sex appeal like Patrick Stewart   except with better hair      I met this girl the other night   We were the perfect match   But like everything in life,   There had to be a catch      She was probably a guy   She's got an X and Y   She uses nicks like Q-T-Pie   She was probably a guy   If she doesn't get her daily dose   Of Quake she's gonna die   But I think she was probably a guy      I know that she's the one for me   I'm givin' her my all   She can be my action figure   And i'll be her baby doll      I'd the be the Turner for her Hooch,   The Penn for her Teller   I'd be her Anne Sullivan   She'd be my Helen Keller      I knew we'd last forever   Or at least 'til Y2K   But for reasons i'll explain   But it didn't turn out that way...      She was probably a guy   She says Top Gun is pretty fly.   She really hates to wear a tie.   She was probably a guy   Ozzie Smith and Pee Wee Reese,   She says it'll always be a tie.   But I think she was probably a guy      Age/Sex/Location!   I'm from Tsawwassen   Age/Sex/Location!   I'm twenty-two   Age/Sex/Location!   It's in Cananda   Age/Sex/Location!   How 'bout you?      I ordered her some lingerie   But it was all for naught   I sent a dozen roses,   But she didn't like the thought      She wouldn't give her phone number,   So I tried telephony   She got down the CU part   But she wouldn't do SeeMe      Something seemed a little off   It filled my mind with doubt   Like Dom Delouise at the gym   It just didn't work out      She was probably a guy   I guess that's Toni with a "Y"   Her pic looks just like Miss July   She was probably a guy   Yasmine Bleeth's her favorite actress   'Cause she doesn't need to try   But I think she was probably a guy