She's got so much of that decimal stuff   I'll fall in love if I try hard enough      Her kisses never get better   They just get wetter and wetter   I curse the day that I met her   But she is loaded      She says that I'm daft, and I know   I threw her food on the lino   She hit me, felt a rhino   But she is loaded      There was a time when she did reign me, content   How she used to keep it cool   She used to give me anything I wanted   'Til she won a football pool   Now she gives me hell!      I'll sue her, try to make this stick:   The fact that she is sadistic   My nose was straight 'til she kissed it   But she is loaded      There was a time when she did reign me, content   How she used to keep it cool   She used to give me anything I wanted   'Til she won a football pool   Now she gives me hell!      Her kisses never get better   They just get wetter and wetter   I curse the day that I met her   But she is loaded   She is loaded   She is loaded!