YOU THINK THAT I'M NOT COOL   HARD TO DENY...WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME   A SOFTER SIDE   TO COMPROMISE   IT'S ALL I HAVE FOR MY TEENAGE MIND    IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME THAT I FOUND   ALL MY FRIENDS JUST PUT ME DOWN   I HAD TO, FORCE THEM' TO UNDERSTAND   THAT I'M NOT AS, DUMB AS THEY THINK I AM   NOW THEY'RE STILL MAKING FUN OF ME      MIAMI VICE, MY FAVORITE SHOW, ON SO MANY YEARS AGO   AND SONNY CROCKET WAS THE, MAN THAT I HOPED I WOULD BE   I BOUGHT THE SHADES AND BOUGHT THE CLOTHES   AND WORE PINK PASTEL COLORS SO   I COULD FIT IN, WITH THE CROWD, WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME    THEY ALWAYS SEEM... WHEN THEY'RE AROUND   TO MAKE IT, "A" POINT, TO PUT ME DOWN   WITHOUT A TRACE, ANOTHER CASE, OF RETRO 80'S SO CALLED FRIENDS OF MINE       I AM, A BURNED OUT LOSER AND   I CAN, PRETEND, ALL THE PRESSURES THAT ARE   GOING THROUGH MY MIND, I'M STILL CAPTAIN GEEK DIVINE   NOW ONCE AGAIN, I'VE BEEN, THE SUBJECT OF MY OWN JOKE PLAYED ON ME      I CANNOT LIE, I GREW A MULLET TO COMPLY   WITH ALL THE FADS THAT, EVERYONE WOULD TRY LIKE TAB ONE CALORIE   AND I WOULD DO MOST ANYTHING, TO GAIN A FRIEND OR JUST BE SEEN   AS A MEMBER OF THE IN CROWD, DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR ME