i wish i was a camel    not any other mammal    so i wouldn't have to eat everyday    i wish that i was dead,    a ghost in your bed    so maybe i could read whats in your head,       so lets go to the shopping mall and buy those new pairs of sneakers,    so lets buy that new cd by that band who sounds like winger    and then after I'm ready to die       i wish i was a camel so when i spat it wouldn't matter and being ugly would be part of who i am   i wish that i was a ghost    a god damn hypocrite host    to party all the life time thats right here       so lets go to the shopping mall and buy those new pairs of sneakers    so lets buy that new cd by that band that sounds like winger    and then after I'm ready to die,          and on the way I'll drink a tropical fruit punch    then run away for miles and miles    and after I'm ready to die    then maybe oh maybe i can die