girl you know this party's just a compromise   between these boardroom suits and your bedroom eyes   and don't you think the dancin is a waste of time   and i expect you to move if you expect me to apologize   for all the things i said about your man   and i'm sorry if i treat you like a maintainance plan   nothin gets me down now, man it's gettin loud out   i'm shaking in the downtown, here's a little shoutout, yeah      girl you know you're startin to really harm   and your stars are shootin up and down my arm   i've been thinkin all about what you said about my karma   catchin every reference that you make about the dharma bums   these denver slums they look so good in text   and i'm sorry when you came through that we didn't connect   i was jammin to my tape deck, lookin for my paycheck   lookin for some car sex, checkin every car wreck with baited breath      and bloated tongue   never had so much fun   inflate your chest   burn your skin   make a mess outta him      thought you said that you were gonna get some zest soap    and i thought baby nice, nice, that stuff gets your skin slick   then i heard that you were living on the west coast   girl i had to call twice, felt like such a big dick   then i heard that you were hanging out at pawn shops   you always get a good price, you sure get some good junk   then i heard that you were dressin kinda hip-hop   ducking for the drive-bys, you'd best go back to skate punk   slip and trip and hang around      said that she liked hardcore, took her to a party   kissed her down on lake street, didn't get her number   kiss and trip and hang around