Well it's a shame about Monday   It starts when it ends   You've got all of your workdays to play with your friends   You're blacker than laquer   And smarter than Jean (?)   And when you drink too much you're condescending and mean      Well I saw you leaving the other night   With a dark haired guy on a motorbike   And all my friends say they saw you drunk in the clubs   Talking really loud about how you're in love      Hey Tina   You're much meaner   Than you ever   Were to me before      You're so bitchy   You make me itchy   Can't you just turn me on some more   And more   And more   So much more      Now it's already Wednesday   Tuesday never came   The first three days always feel the same   You see your weekend coming and start planning your fun   You can't get excited till your week is done      Raise your glass to your mouth but don't take a sip   Just touch the glass to your bottom lip   All the guys at the bar keep staring you down   Just another see through guy in town      Hey Tina   You're much meaner   Than you ever   Were to me before      You're so bitchy   You make me itchy   Can't you just turn me on some more   And more   And more   So much more      Well on and on and on and on   I don't want to wait till our drinks are done   On and on and off and on   Can't we just take a little bit of time to get on      Hey Tina   You're much meaner   Than you ever   Were to me before      You're so bitchy   You make me itchy   Can't you just turn me on some more      Hey Tina   You're much meaner   Than you were to me before      You're so bitchy   You make me itchy   Can't you just turn me on some more   And more   And more