From across the room I see you're wearing no pants   All the guys in the room prey to God and give thanks   I must admit that I have never liked you before   Probably because you look like such a fat whore      Falling in love with you is like dental surgery   I must deny these urges, must remove what I see   You will flirt with me and then you'll be flirting with him   Such a little pricktease, I don't want to love you      As you say...   "Today I'll love you, today I'll want you"   "Today I'll love you, today I'll want your ass"      I want to fall in love with a nice, quiet, good girl   Someone who wants to love me and to be my whole world   Not a fucking fuckhole like the bitch that you are   Moving from one boy's lap into another guy's car      As you say...   "Today I'll love you, today I'll want you"   "Today I'll love you, today I'll want your ass"      Bitch