He's so boring that I am welcome   To become when he's not welcome here      Ooo, ooo, ooo, oh no   Ooo, ooo, ooo, oh no   Ooo, ooo, ooo, oh no      One day maybe he'll forget me   Then he'll move on and be happy here      I hope      Full of hatred, packed with venom   I am Oscar   Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you   Fuck you all!      He's so lonely with the ladies   He becomes me when he's horny here      Ooo, ooo, ooo, oh God   Ooo, ooo, ooo, oh please   Ooo, ooo, ooo, oh no      Nobody knows about me, just him   I take credit for all his achievements here      He's dumb without me      Full of hatred, spiteful, bitter   I am Oscar   Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you   Fuck you all!      Oscar I, Oscar I, Oscar I, Oscar I   I am Oscar   Fuck you all! Fuck you all!