Why have you turned and left?   I'm such a great boyfriend   You'll never find another guy as wonderful as me   I blow my own trumpet   Cos I know I'm worth it   Just because I love you doesn't mean I hate myself   Oh no      These verses that I sing   They do not mean a thing   Unless you actually read them and figure them out   You'll find some other guy   Have sex, break up and cry   And wonder why you ever threw a guy like me away   Oh yeah      Can't pretend that there won't be an end   'Love you forever' is a lie (because we all will die)   Kiss me again   Hold me closer and then dump my fat ass again   For some stud      Why have you turned and left?   I'm such a great boyfriend