You're the next big thing, future superstar   If you trick them about how smart you are   Hope they'll forget about the hole in your head   If you flash them the hole between your legs      "I've got no inspiration   I need my inspiration"      All men are bastards but you want to lose weight   You have to bring up everything that you ate   You need to wear the latest clothes and designs   And use expensive creams to vanish your lines      "I've got no inspiration   I need my inspiration"      All you really want is money and fame   You're not as modest as the rest in this game      Everything that you do brings the rest of us down   Everything that you do brings the rest of us down   Everything that you do brings the rest of us down   Everything that you do brings the rest of us down      Everyone loves you, well that's what they all say   Funny how you've got friends now you're getting paid   A famous boyfriend - cameo in a film   You're fucking directors to build your CV      "I've got no inspiration   I need my inspiration"      You're so great, wish I had someone like you are   Oh hold on, no I don't because you're an arse      Everything that you do brings the rest of us down   Everything that you do brings the rest of us down   Everything that you do brings the rest of us down   Everything that you do brings the rest of us down      No amount of rectal chemicals   Can make you look more natural   Your face looks just like Barbie   Cos all you eat is dick and celery   Your paycheque - astronomical   No mental - perfect physical   They sell you because you're perfect   But you're empty, was it all worth it?      And now you're older and they've thrown you away