it’s too bad I don’t like you anymore   yes it’s too bad   but my novel is gonna need an evil villain   it’s too bad we kinda fell apart   we had somethin’ going   and I wonder what it ever was that happened   we were an experiment   to the neighbors, a little bet   to see how well and long you’d last   can you blame us?      it’s too bad   you saw me naked   too bad “I love you”   don’t mean anything   ever again   it’s too bad you   think you’re so cool   as the raven tells you   we’re never more   so what’s the score?   and who wins?      it’s too bad you think you look so good   yeah you and brad pitt   but now I think you’re just a little bit pretentious   it’s too bad you hate the way I laugh   you think it’s phony   but sometimes this can be so damn   hilarious      it’s too bad   you saw me naked   too bad “I love you”   don’t mean anything   ever again   it’s too bad you   think you’re so cool   as the raven tells you   we’re never more   so what’s the score?   and who wins?      you never have problems, oh puhlease   start expecting the police   we’ve become “that couple down the street”   can you blame us?