i dont know what i will do today   and im not really sure i even care   and i cant seem to find the energy   to get myself out of my chair   maybe ill go comb my hair   then again maybe i wont         chorus 1   cos im bored baby bored   so bored i wanna kill myself   im bored baby bored   i need something to do         now someone told me something just the other day   yeah he called me something like a couch potato   but i dont care what anybody says   ill just sit here and watch the tube   til my finger becomes glued   to the channel surfboard in my hand         chorus 2   and im bored baby bored   so bored i wanna kill someone   im bored baby bored   i need someone to do         i get impatient with the microwave   i cant wait for this damn burrito to cook   and i think maybe i should go to bed   but theyre selling taebo on tv   and soloflex on channel three   and maybe if i watch then ill look good   chorus 1      chorus 2