Remember way back,   when I was smokin' crack,   you were working the corner,   selling that ass   and I took that rusty pipe   and gave your head that gash   then took all your cash   and spent it on smack?      I feel bad about that.   Not really, but yeah.   That and the time   I made you shave your cat.   Oh, and the time   I said your ass looked fat,   or when I played the back nine   while you were taking a nap.      As a matter of fact,   I've been a downright jerk,   Stealing cash from your purse   but that ain't the worst,   Can't believe I'm the guy   who filled your eye with --   We went to the E.R.   and I hit on the nurse.      Now we're here in a church   to make it official,   I love you you bitch,   You're a mother --