Have you ever met a girl   and you thought she was dope?   And you wanna buy her a popcorn   and a medium coke?   But when proximity's close,   you close up shop and you choke.   Time to write thank you note to   to dear old dad for the cloak.      She's really cute   and her hair is luminescent   I fight the urge to smell her,   cuz you know she'd get to steppin'.   But, to just observe   from across the way.   If I was working EB Games   girl, you would not pay.      I'm nice, and I'm sweet   and I shower twice a week.   Kids diggin' on my speak   cuz I represent the geeks.   But, I'm really hella cool   and I had sex before.   So, don't fidget with your digits   ain't no textin' whore.      We'll I'm fallin',   and I can't get up.   Girl, I love you.   Yeah, I got a crush.   I'm on mushrooms   and I lost my lunch.   and I don't think I can make it home alone.      I stare at my shoes   and I look away.   Cuz, I think you're kinda cute,   and I like your face.   One day we might embrace.   and I'll have to have my boner   you don't wanna do it doggy,   I'm a rebel and a loner.      I'm a rap superstar   with a mic in my hand.   But, I can't talk to girls,   unless that girl is a fan.   But, yo, I got a plan.   I love when it when it comes together.   We'll get married and have babies,   and we'll all wear matching sweaters.      Yes, I'd do her   if I knew her.   This is ???? my computer   She don't need another stalker   or intruder to persue her   She don't need a guy like me   who's favorite movie's Starship Troopers   Why don't you kill me, baby?   It's because I am a loser.      I'm a winner, just beginning to   roll up my sleeves.   Roll up next to me   I can't breathe and I wheeze.   Hi, my name is mc,   what's yours? That's great.   Want you in the worst way.   This is our first date.      We'll I'm fallin',   and I can't get up.   Girl, I love you.   Yeah, I got a crush.   I'm on mushrooms   and I lost my lunch.   and I don't think I can make it home alone.