You're cute as a care bear   I don't even care where   You tell me to be   You know I'm gonna be there      Know I'm gonna repair   Your broken heart, I swear   Cross my own on a dare   Al Capone love affair      Got style extraordinaire   Prepare for the rare MC   Devil may care   With the bev hi hair      I will be fair   No more sad solitaire   I'll go to work like Dirk   And save you from your Dragon's Lair   You can't compare      Well, ain't life a bitch   A daily kick in the dick   If I had a dime for everytime   You know that I'd be rich      What makes it worth while   Is your beautiful smile   I can't conceive the life I'd lead   If you would leave then I would die      MC Chris will appear from the rear   With headphones on his ears   And a head full of tears   Because his girly is not near      And he fears she be on   A pimp's stick shifting gears   Another bitch ass trick   That's a ho after some beers      Should I say amaretto sour   If I see ya drinkin' PBR   You're mine within the hour   You can be my woman Wanda      I will be your Doogie Howser   We'll play doctor   Take a shower   I'll go outside, pick you a flower      Write you a haiku   Say that I love you   I can't afford a box of chocolates   So yo, here's a yoo-hoo      The voo-doo that you do   Is something I'm not used to   But I won't decline 'cause in time   I'll be true blue      Well, ain't life a bitch   A daily kick in the dick   If I had a dime for everytime   You know that I'd be rich