Every once in a while there is a shooting star   People say they're good luck, but even if they are   There's not a star in motion that could help me now   I'm in serious trouble, and I don't know how   A pack of deadly creatures followed me back here   I am desperately hiding as they're drawing near   I wish I knew what to do or where I lost my way   So I'm carefully thinking back to yesterday      I was just a normal chap   But I shoulda brought a map   I shoulda   Shoulda woulda coulda woulda   Shoulda woulda coulda woulda      I got lost and I wound up on a dirt road   I saw signs, and in retrospect they did bode   Bad things, but I shrugged and I still drove   Through to a town where my bad luck overflowed      Everybody in town was nowhere to be seen   So I parked near a house that was marked thirteen   I went up to the door, but there was no one there   And when I turned around, my car was gone, I swear   So I ran to a pay phone but there was no tone   I had an eerie feeling in my very bones   And soon it started to rain, and there was no way out   I couldn't hold my frustration, and began to shout      Maybe this was a bad idea   Oh no   Maybe this was a bad idea   Oh no      I was stuck in the rain and I was mad as hell   So I began to run, but then I slipped and fell   I tumbled down a hill into a cemetery   I shouldn't have to tell you it was fricking scary   I tried to stand back up, but something held me down   A dead, rotting arm was reaching from the ground   I was utterly helpless till I saw the Sword   I quickly sliced my captor Yelling "PRAISE THE LORD!!"      Then I saw the living dead   It was then I shoulda fled   I shoulda   Shoulda woulda coulda woulda   Shoulda woulda coulda woulda      But I stood like a pillar in a hallway   I knew I'd be slaying demons that day   I stared at the rotting heaps of pure decay   And I charged with the force of a gamma ray      It happened in slow motion, I began the fight   Some sort of power kept me going through the night   With that mysterious Sword beheading beasts and ghouls   Just me versus them, without any rules   But many more kept rising up from shallow graves   I did my best to fight them, but they came in waves   And soon it was too much, just demon after demon   So I ran as quickly as I could, screamin'      Maybe this was a bad idea   Oh no   Maybe this was a bad idea   Oh no   This was a bad idea      S here I am, hiding from Fate   I can't win, it's just too late   But something must be done   Yes sirree, this war must be won   I know this, I won't die hiding   I know this, I must keep fighting   I don't know who the winner's gonna be   But there's just one way to see      It's time to kick some zombie ass, lah lah lah lah lah lah   It's time to kick some zombie ass, lah lah lah lah lah lah