Extra clever earthbound spirit   Ghost in the form of a mongoose   And I have hands and I have feet   I'll never die, I am a freak   Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall   I know, I might be small but I am a freak   Thou wilt never know what I am   I am the fifth dimension and I will split the atom   And if you see me, you're paralyzed   Pillar of salt, you're mummified   Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall   I know, I might be small but I am the eighth wonder   And I was born 1852   And I was born in India   And I shall haunt like the Buggane   With such weird noise and clanking chains   Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall   I know, I might be small but I am a freak   I say "vanished" to underground   Jim, let me go, I watch like hell   And I have hands, and I have feet   I'll never die, I am a freak   Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall   I know, I might be small, but I am the eighth wonder   Eighth wonder of the world   You'll never get to see   What in the name of god can I be?