Old Godzilla was hopping around   Tokyo City like a big playground   When suddenly Batman burst from the shade   And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade.   Godzilla got pissed and began to attack   But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq,   Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu   When Aaron Carter came out of the blue   And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neil   Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile.   But before it could make it back to the Batcave,   Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave   And took an AK-47 out from under his hat   And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat.   But he ran out of bullets and he ran away   Because Optimus Prime came to save the day.      This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!   Good guys, bad guys, and explosions   As far as the eye can see.   And only one will survive,   I wonder who it will be?   This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.      Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime    Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime.   And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track   But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back.   And Batman was injured and trying to get steady   When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete.   But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped.   Indiana Jones took him out with his whip.   Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind   And he reached for his gun, which he just couldn't find   'Cause Batman stole it, and he shot and he missed,   And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist   Then he jumped in the air, and he did a summersault   While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault   Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air   Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare.      This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!   Good guys, bad guys, and explosions   As far as the eye can see.   And only one will survive,   I wonder who it will be?   This is the Ultimate Showdown...      Angels sang out   In immaculate chorus   Down from the heavens   Descended Chuck Norris   Who delivered a kick   Which could shatter bones   Into the crotch   Of Indiana Jones   Who fell over on the ground   Writhing in pain   As Batman changed back   Into Bruce Wayne   But Chuck saw through   His clever disguise   And he crushed Batman's head   In between his thighs.      Then Gandalf the Grey   And Gandalf the White   And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight   And Benito Mussolini   And the Blue Meanie   And Cowboy Curtis   And Jambi the Genie   Robocop, the Terminator   Captain Kirk and Darth Vader   Lo Pan, Superman   Every single Power Ranger   Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan   Spock, the Rock,   Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan   All came out of nowhere lightning fast   And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.   It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw,   With civilians looking on in total awe.      The fight raged on for a century.   Many lives were claimed, but eventually   The champion stood; the rest saw their better:   Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.      This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!   Good guys, bad guys, and explosions   As far as the eye can see.   And only one will survive,   I wonder who it will be?   This is the Ultimate Showdown   (This is the Ultimate Showdown)   This is the Ultimate Showdown   (This is the Ultimate Showdown)   This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.