Pick a name, pick a place   Chances are I\'ve had the means to be there.   Pick a date, pick a time,   I\'ve got it from a friend of mine   The ability to socialize.      Holy Mackerel      Once when I was young,   I troubled over imperfection in my knees.   When you cultivate a pompidour,   it\'s best to keep the top up for the breeze.   Cuts like hell, you know.   Sporty was a poetry boy   and liked to puff his pipe into the night.   But since he sold him hits of ecstacy,   John Law, he took a decade of his life.   That\'s a hunk o\' life.      Holy Mackerel