All the time talking 'bout the inspiration   Best leave off about the rhyme   Along comes a boy   He's filled with adulation   Speculates if now is not the time      She was known to take a drop or two   in the morning   Yesterdays and lazy days the same   Will collagen and fingernails   and silicon adorning   All the boys, they knew her all by name      Now he's a sport and she's a sport   and all the world, they love a sport   And if you got the urge, we got the time   Layin' on her side, it makes her melancholy   She speculates if now is not the time      Now baby's breath and orchids are a   lethal combination.   When you get that girl   you got to go   And finger pie in April   leads to penetration...   But June, she's apt to take it kinda slow      HE's born in Beverly Hills but   raised in Albuquerque   All the little girls, they thought him fine   But George E. Porge, he's kissed the girls and   felt he's rather kiss the boys   And speculates if now is not the time