I wasn’t speeding and I wasn’t drunk   You tried to frisk me just to feel me up   D’you think you look good in a uniform?   Pull out your pistols ‘cos I won’t conform      You’re a hog, sleep around dirty dog   Your disease take a shot   Stroke her up, quite alot   Put your hands up      Nobody liked you when you were in school   No druggy ever likes a man in blue   Turn off your sirens and we’ll have a race   Turn off your sirens ‘cos I’m off my face      You’re a hog, sleep around dirty dog   Your disease take a shot   Stroke her up, quite alot   Put your hands up      You think you look good in a uniform?   You think you look good in a uniform?   You think you look good in a uniform?   Pull out your pistols ‘cos I won’t conform      Dirty dog, sleep around oh you hog   Your disease take a shot   Stroke her up, thanking God   Put your hands up      You’re a hog, sleep around dirty dog   You’re a freak, take a shot   Stroke her up, quite alot      Put your hands up, yeah your hands up, put them up yeah