Well it started out like any other day,   The sunshine blew the clouds away,   Mini-skirts are in today,   And the weathers gettin warm      We sat outside the Fox & Duck,   Had a pint and had a look,   Could almost taste the summer sun,   When something caught the eye,      Well I turned around quite slowly,   And I tried to hold her gaze,   Then somebody told me   Thats a mate of Elaines      (Oh no what ya caught?   Was she worth it?)   No not at all!   (Did she have a ring on?)   You know I never even thought   (Oh no what ya caught?   Was she worth it?)   No not at all!   (Did you wear a Jonny?)   You know I never even thought!      Well Elaine she's sat in the corner   Drinking Vodka & Coke through a straw   She seems half-cut already   And it's only quarter to four      Well Elaine she looked at this fella   She said lets get right out of this place   Come give me a snog in the disabled bog   And I'll put a smile on your face      And it might sound a little improper   And Elaine must be easy to please   Cos' she came out of there well smilin'   With grazes all over her knees      (Oh no what ya caught?   Was she worth it?)   No not at all!   (Did she have a ring on?)   You know I never even thought   (Oh no what ya caught?   Was she worth it?)   No not at all!   (Did you wear a Jonny?)   You know I never even thought!      (Oh no what ya caught?   Was she worth it?)   No not at all!   (Did she have a ring on?)   You know I never even thought   (Oh no what ya caught?   Was she worth it?)   No not at all!   (Did you wear a Jonny?)   You know I never even thought!      I never even thought!