You gotta be joking it’s been almost seven weeks   You’d better change your hair or even change the way you speak   It’s not that easy to be on the pull these days   You need a little bit of love   See you through this barren phase      I got her contact number for ya (for ya)   I heard he had you maybe for ya (for ya)    If she finds out you know she’ll floor ya (she’ll floor ya)      Oh no what you know   You know it’s gonna end in another argument    These days you’re never that safe   Cos the night always ends in a fucking argument   Yeah the night always ends in a fucking argument      So put your shoes on and your best Ben Sherman shirt   He can talk his way out of an argument, but he always makes it worse   He said that she said “no” and “Michael you’re always shouting”   Then he calls her on the phone “let’s just forget about it”      I got her contact number for ya (for ya)   I heard he had you maybe for ya (for ya)    If she finds out you know she’ll floor ya (she’ll floor ya)      Oh no what you know   You know it’s gonna end in another argument    These days you’re never that safe   Cos the night always ends in a fucking argument   Oh no what you know   You know it’s gonna end in another argument   These days you’re never that safe   Cos the night always ends in a fucking argument   Yeah the night always ends in a fucking argument      Balko, Balko, Balko, Balko, Balko, Balko   Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah