50 Cent is my favourite rapper in the whole world   Not because of the rhymes or the shoes or the stuff that he does   I just think we'd get along   And make 400 million    No matter what you could pretty much be okay for the rest of your life   Then he bought a boat   Could have bought a goddamn tv station   And if I don't get my hands on him soon   If I don't get some bling of my own   And get straight out of this town    And start again new   I need 50 Cent      I want to be 50 Cent   Regardless of his vitamin water campaign   Just think he's a cool guy that I'd like to hang out with   who knows we should grab a drink maybe a beer   If you don't drink beer than coffee   No not coffee either then tea   Or something like that   Cuz I got your first record   Don't think anythings done as well since then   That just seems to be how it goes      So don't get bummed out...   'Cause even if your raps don't sell out,   You've still got,like, half a billion fucking dollars.   So try to be cool, and call me back.   I've left you seven messages since we've met outside the El Rey in Los Angeles.   I think you were busy, I don't know.   You were holding your Sidekick telephone.   When I bumped into you, I dropped it in my glass of Coke.   Your bodyguards beat the fuck out of me...   And that part of that Los Angeles trip sucked...