They call me Mr. Carbohydrate   It's the only thing I can digest   Then I focus a general disinterest   Must catch up with all this stuff      They call me a boring fuckhead   Say I might as well work in a bank   I tell them I wish I was   They tell me that I'm sick in the head   They say that I'm sick in the head      They call me Mr. Carbohydrate   They call me Mr. Inadequate   They call me Mr. Paranoia   Thay call me Mr. Hypochondria      Have you heard of Matthew Maynard   He's my favorate cricketer   I would rather watch him play than pick up my guitar   Than pick up my guitar      People tell me I should get out more   But the TV is my best friend   Cynicism is the only thing that keeps me sane   Only thing that keeps me sane      They call me Mr. Carbohydrate   They call me Mr. Inadequate   They call me Mr. Paranoia   They call me Mr. Hypochondria      Sometimes I just give in to it   And think about the day   When I can retire -   Forget everything   I'll forgive everything   Forget everything   Forever, but not today   When I cannot, cannot see   No more yesterdays   No more yesterdays