We are happy-go-lucky Johnny-come-latelys   Millionaire beach boys in ten-cent shirts   And our pictures are in all the papers   We stole a stone, for what it’s worth         We are jewel thieves   But we’re such great guys   That it’s hard to believe   We’re so handsome they’ll pay the ransom         We came in through an open window   Above suspicion, behind closed doors   We were double-crossed and we should have stayed single   But we messed around with square broads         We are jewel thieves   With our hands In our pockets   And our hearts on our sleeves   But when we were arrested we were bare-chested         Simple Simon says:   Put your hands in the air   Give back the diamond   We know it’s here somewhere   You’ve committed a crime   And you’re smiling like you don’t care