I was riding on the bus just north of Petaluma   When a women sat next to me   Her smelly body odor was enough to make me throw her   Out the window onto the street      Her wretched armpit hair was in my face   She shit her pants, potato chips in her teeth...   Molly Ringworm crawling up your ass Molly Ringworm    Molly Ringworm the stench of decompinstation Molly Ringworm      A constant flow of flatulent air was streaming   from her behind   She was chewing gum from the bottom of the seat   When would this torture cease   So I stood right up and asked very nicely   if she could stop farting and control her anal gasses   But I guess she couldn't understand these sacred words of english   'Cause the farts they kept a comin', pooping out her smelly anus      I puked in my lap, as she started to crap   Forever victim to her stench      Molly Ringworm, I love you, Molly   there was a little brown stain on the seat of her pants   When she finally walked off the bus   the urine in her panties had somehow drove me batty   As did the zits on her arms spewing pus      Post-nasal drip, perpetual grip   Forever victim to her stench