You sat down on our leather chair   Called everyone   Said stick your toes all up in the air, “Come on it’ll be fun!”   Some tried they thought you were a little strange   They were all right   We did thirteen-thousand exercises    They were all ashamed   But we were all okay      You called me up said “Boy, you can’t handle this!”   I was uptight   Only punches below the neck   Not the pretty face   They all came and they gathered ‘round   Now is our time   Chaos was followed by stupid laughs    But I don’t even care   No, I don’t even care      I don’t even care      Stay back   Stay home   Stay home