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I met him in a crowded room
Where people go to drink away their gloom
He sat me down and so began
The story of a charmless man
Educated the expensive way
He knows his claret from his beaujolais
I think he’d like to have been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn’t make him that way

He thinks he’s educated, heirs those family shares
Will protect him, we’ll respect him
He moves in circles of friends who just pretend
That they like him, he does the same to them
And when you put it all together
There’s the model of a charmless man

He knows the swingers and their cavalry
Says he can get in anywhere for free
I began to go a little cross-eyed
And from this charmless man I just had to hide

He talks at speed he gets nosebleeds
He doesn’t see his days are tumbling down upon him
And yet he tries so hard to please
He’s just so keen for you to listen
But no-one’s listening
And when you put it all together there’s the model of a charmless man
I met him in a crowded room   Where people go to drink away their gloom   He sat me down and so began   The story of a charmless man   Educated the expensive way   He knows his claret from his beaujolais   I think he’d like to have been Ronnie Kray   But then nature didn’t make him that way      He thinks he’s educated, heirs those family shares   Will protect him, we’ll respect him   He moves in circles of friends who just pretend   That they like him, he does the same to them   And when you put it all together   There’s the model of a charmless man      He knows the swingers and their cavalry   Says he can get in anywhere for free   I began to go a little cross-eyed   And from this charmless man I just had to hide      He talks at speed he gets nosebleeds   He doesn’t see his days are tumbling down upon him   And yet he tries so hard to please   He’s just so keen for you to listen   But no-one’s listening   And when you put it all together there’s the model of a charmless man