I’m on fire   And now I think I’m ready   to bust a move   Check it out I’m rockin steady      Betty won’t stop    Listening to modern rock   How she hates to be alone   I try to compensate   Her lack of love with coffee cake   Ice cream and a bottle of ten dollar wine   She says hey, I rock the haro sport   I rock the cowgirl blues   I rock too fast for love I’m footloose in my velcro shoes   What’s up with will and grace   I don’t get drum and bass   The future freaks me out      I’m on fire   and now I think I’m ready   to bust a move   Check it out I’m rockin steady   To the beat in my head that goes oh oh oh oh    I know that she’s the only one   I’d rather waste our time together   Yeah cause we can get down      Betty can’t quit   Carving question marks in my wrist   How come we’re so alone   We waste away the days   With nicotine and television samples   From an era we hate to admit we embrace   We fail to represent   We fail to be content   We fail at everything we ever even try to attempt   and so the story goes   As only betty knows   It’s time to take control      Betty   I need you   I miss you   I’m so alone   Without you   To call up   On the weekends   With my cellular phone   Betty it’s so hard to relate   To the whole human race   I don’t know where to begin   I don’t know where to begin   If we could both find a way   To do the things that we say   We might not sit in our rooms   And drink our daydreams away   Betty I’m a dreamer   No I’m not a vicious schemer   Oh betty won’t you-oh, fuck it