She says it's good to get tan   She says it's bad to get burned   She says it's great getting high   She says it's lame to get fried   She says there's way too many drugs   Too many chumpy, junky thugs      And it ain't no fun falling 5 flights of stairs   Into a real fierce fifteen   And it ain't that sweet working 6 days a week   And your swimsuit gets ripped   And it's dripping wet with frosting   It's colossal, it's much bigger than us   Its the shit they stick in liquor   That makes us lick the chicks that we don't like.   And it ain't that great, and it ain't that great...