My name's Ken   and I like men      but the people at Mattel   home that I call hell   are somewhat bothered by my queer proclivities      it's safe to say that they are really pissed at me   they always stick me   with Barbie   but I want them to know   I'd prefer GI Joe but any able-bodied man doll would surely do   for someone to love since i am not set up to screw      Black Barbie you know she used to talk to me   now she'd rather be   in plastic therapy sitting on a plastic couch speaking freely   the only problem is she has no history      someday soon   I'll be in your childs room   and I'll be forced to kiss   Barbie's plastic tits   and I will hate myself but what's more I'll hate you   for not allowing me to love as I wish to      see I'm your corporate toy   cursed to bring you joy   through divorce or death   I'll just hold my breath and play along   your daughter's not to blame at all   for bringing these burdens upon a doll      so fa-la la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la   so fa-la la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la   so fa-la la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la   so fa-la la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la