Sewed everything you said   Together in a thread   Repeating in my mind    Each word like a rhyme   Like a penny seranade    Looking through his song   He said the record's overplayed   Well, where did I go wrong?      You never stayed at first,    Could not commit the time   Ignored all the quirks   But he still did the crime   And when he goes away    I know you'll call and cry      And when he calls up to tell   Know I'm gonna try      But i know you're mine    When you're on the line      Is it something i said?   Would you let him walk away?   Got it stuck in my head!   Don't you hear a word i say?   Is it something i said?   Every night the same old moan,   It's AAAHHH   Waiting 'til my joe comes home      "Everytime he asks me how i feel, when i tell him, the phone goes dead."      I'm the queen of QVC   You're leaning on my ear   You mean the world to me   Though the connection isn't clear   Like my ink sputs 78's   Convenient when you're low      Feel like an antelope on a nature show   I guess i gotta go      But I know you're mine   When I'm on the line      Is it something i said?   Would you let him walk away?   Got it stuck in my head!   Don't you hear a word i say?   Is it something i said?   Everytime we're on the phone    It's AAAHHH   Waiting 'til my joe comes home      Hey   Cast away romance   What's it gonna take?   No knights with shiny armor   Hey   Try a different dance   Oh, i'm a real bee charmer      Well I scold and I scratched to make him stay   But he don't want to know from me   Why that old alley cat, he runs away   Lock the door and lose the key      Is it something i said?   Would you let him walk away?   Got it stuck in my head!   Don't you hear a word i say?   Is it something i said?   Everynight the same trombone    It's AAAHHH   Waiting 'til my joe comes home      Hey, hey   Let's forget romance   Let's correct romance   No knights with shiny armor      What's it gonna take?   Try a different dance   Well I'm a real bee charmer