We've laid the cables and the wires   We've split the wood and stoked    the fires   We've lit our town so there is no   Place for crime to hide   Our little church is painted white   And in the safety of the night   We all go quiet as a mouse   For the word is out   God is in the house   God is in the house   God is in the house   No cause for worry now   God is in the house      Moral sneaks in the White House   Computer geeks in the school house   Drug freaks in the crack house   We don't have that stuff here   We have a tiny little Force   But we need them of course   For the kittens in the trees   And at night we are on our knees   As quiet as a mouse   For God is in the house   God is in the house   God is in the house   And no one's left in doubt   God is in the house      Homos roaming the streets in packs   Queer bashers with tyre-jacks   Lesbian counter-attacks   That stuff is for the big cities   Our town is very pretty   We have a pretty little square   We have a woman for a mayor   Our policy is firm but fair   Now that God is in the house   God is in the house   God is in the house   Any day now He'll come out   God is in the house      Well-meaning little therapists   Goose-stepping twelve-stepping Tetotalitarianists   The tipsy, the reeling and the drop down pissed   We got no time for that stuff here   Zero crime and no fear   We've bred all our kittens white   So you can see them in the night   And at night we're on our knees   As quiet as a mouse   Since the word got out    From the North down to the South   For no-one's left in doubt   There's no fear about   If we all hold hands and very quietly shout   Hallelujah   God is in the house   God is in the house   Oh I wish He would come out   God is in the house