You were planning to stay in   You had it carefully planned   Your coat was hanging in the hall   Your hat was in your hand   You walked over to your woman   Your pale distracted love   Who was trying to put the wrong hand    Into the wrong glove   Are you leaving, dear?    Are you leaving, dear?      Are you leaving, dear?    (Are you leaving me behind?)   Are you leaving, dear?   (Leaving one kiss at a time)      So you start reading all her books   All her magazines   Just to get a better understanding   Your brain feels like it's dead   Your eyes are hanging out your head   You were hoping for something less demanding   Well what you see staring out at you    From a photo book   A man with an eyepatch and a bent, bloody hook   You wished to God that you never went    And took a look   Cause it's in that moment that you know that      She's leaving you   (She's leaving you behind)   Yeah she's leaving you   (She's leaving one kiss at a time)      Well now she's taking you to bed   Her legs wrapped round your head   You're losing her to some crazy kind of motion   You keep coming up for air   You look around and stare   Find you're swimming into completely different oceans   You're wondering if she's thinking    About some other man   She says, "C'mon, baby, you know    You are my loverman"   You're going nuts    You don't know exactly what to say   She says, "Don't worry, baby,    This is just my little way      of leaving you"   (She's leaving you behind)   Oh, man, she's leaving you   (She's leaving one kiss at a time)      Guitar solo!      She keeps saying, "Hey, don't hate me"   She keeps saying, "Hate is just some kind of failure of the imagination"   She keeps saying things like this   Now she's giving you a kiss   Now she's got you dragging her to the station   The sun just slipped out of the sky,   This is a black letter day   Her train is moving down the platform,    And is drawn away   You're crying buckets,    She gives her glove a wave   She says "Oh c'mon, baby, that's no way to behave      when I'm leaving you"   (She's leaving you behind)   Oh yeah, she's leaving you   (She's leaving one kiss at a time)   Oh yeah, she's leaving you   (She's leaving you behind)   Yeah, she's leaving you   (She's leaving one kiss at a time)   She's leaving you   (She's leaving you behind)   Yeah, she's leaving you   (She's leaving one kiss at a time)   Yeah, she's leaving you   (She's leaving you behind)   Yeah, she's leaving you   (She's leaving you behind)   She's leaving one kiss at a time