i can dance i can sing i can drink anything   if i were a baptist, i would only dream      i can write a dirty poem my mind can roam and roam   if i were a siphon, i would drink you up      i can drive my new car faster than a falling star   if i were a sailor, i would miss the sea      i know you could always go somewhere other than here, though   if i were a country road i would bring you back      i can change the rules around turn them over upside down   if i were a senator, we would both be king      i could say that i know you i once said that and she flew   if i were an avalanche, i would break right through      i can go over the sea kill someone or they kill me   if i were a songbird i would only sing      i can fall in love with you tell me if you want me to   if i were a wishing well i would be too deep      i know someday i will die you can throw me to the sky   if i were a cannonball i would never land