"One sunny morning    i woke up to see   a bright little blue jay   singing with glee   he sang of far away places   of bright and gay   when suddenly all my sorrow   began to drift away   i walked to the window   on my way out of bed   just to close the shutters   and crush his little head      No, no no, i am not a morning person   (woah woah woah)      i was going upstream in my canoe   then my wheels fell off   i didnt know what to do   then i started wondering   how many pancakes fit in a dog house?   then i remembered the time    when i was stuck on a desert island   and all i had with me was a car door   which made a lot of sense   because if i got hot   all i did was roll down the window      no, no no, im not a desert person   (woah woah)