Mary Lee let's jump the turnstile   It's been awhile and I wanted to say   You're very dear to me   Found out in therapy      Sandra Jane let's play in your school-yard   You're so smart, I just want to tell you   You're very dear to me   You and your chemistry      Oh, and you will find   That it's the defects of our minds   Which brings us here   t-t-t-t-together      Veronica from Bedford, Williamsburg   You're so elite with your feminist purse   You're very dear to me   Despite your poetry      Eustacia, bounding and gagging   You're such a thrill, I put you right on the pill   You're very dear to me   Now have your way with me      Oh, and you will find   That it's the defects of our minds   Which brings us here   t-t-t-t-together