Nothing means anything, everything's permitted   Nothing is forbidden, so anything goes      Let's take turns molesting the children   I'm so bored with my life   Yes, we'll take turns molesting the children   And then I'll go home to my wife      I was born to be an attorney   I was born to peddle cars   I'll make hell while the sun shines    Then I'll end up behind bars      Nothing means anything, everything's permitted   Nothing is forbidden, so anything goes      Let's go home and bury the children   In the cellar with my wife   They were all insured for millions   Now we'll do just what we like      I was born to live on credit   You know my Visa's solid gold   MasterCard is my religion   I've got a mortgage on my soul      Nothing means anything, everything's permitted   Nothing is forbidden, so anything goes      I'll buy that for a dollar!      Let's go to Guam and fuck the baby   I saw a tour on the internet   They say that Hell awaits all sinners   But they haven't got us yet      Something's wrong in the heartland   There's an evil that creeps across this land   But they say God accepts all sinners   So why should we give a damn?      I was born of love eternal   But now I do the devil's work   If there's a God up there in Heaven   He must be one big fucking jerk