We come to town in our tour bus   Expect the girls to make a fuss   More confident than we should be   Our lyrics are a tragedy      We're in a third rate ska band   We're coming to your town   We're in a third rate ska band   You're in a band? Big wow      Big supports and nothing more   A super duper UK tour   Our downfall is our trumpet sound   But we just wanna bounce around      We gotta shake it down   Break it down   Faking all the old school sounds   Shake it all day all through the night      We're in a third rate   Bottom of the pile   Half cut ska band      Well we don't know much about ska, man   But we're gonna break it down tonight