The IRS levied my account   You know, they only got four bucks out   Am I winnin' somethin'?      I lost my license last year in Vegas   You know, I haven't been pulled over since   Am I winnin' somethin'?      Bill-collecting calls wouldn't leave me alone   Then Pacific Bell shut off the telephone   Am I winnin' somethin'?      Some accountant says if I file bankruptcy   I won't have to pay back the lost money   Am I winnin' somethin'?