I been here 40 years   I been here since dirt   You know what dirt is?   Dirt   Do you know where Herb's Garage is?   You hard of hearing?   I owned that garage years ago   To that theater over there   You know where it is   Used to go there for a dime   You could go from here to Garden Grove   It was always a two-lane highway   Do you know how old I am?   Do you know how old I am?      The first license in this town was Dick's Horse's Drinks   Sold his license around   Do you know how old I am?      How you lighting that cigarette?   That's the wrong way to burn them   Two lights and turn right   Two lights and turn right   I could write a song in a heartbeat   If you ever see my darling   Drink another drink   To steal   Stealing   Do you know what I'm saying?   Are you hard of hearing?   Do you know how old I am?      One more light, my darling   We had one donut and a cup   Even though we knew   Hold on, let me get the lyrics together   Hold on, let me get the lyrics together      Molchek was the fastest race-car driver   You think you're smart?   Molchek was over the wall in Indianapolis   Over that wall   Do you know how old I am?      My dad built that car   My father built some of the finest race cars in the world   Do you know how old I am?      This is probably the last cigarette I'll ever get in my life