Look at my teeth cuz they just ain't there   And you know I ain't wearin' any underwear   I'm drinkin' and thinkin' and stinkin' like hell   Some pak motherfucker wanna ring my bell   He knows his only wife's been suckin' my dick   Bowling alley sally still built like a brick   Bullshit rick still scratchin' his ass   Hey man step it up and fill my glass      White trash - what can you do   White trash - lookin' at you   White trash - crossin' the line   White trash - doin' time      Think I'm gonna vomit 'til my tight ass bleeds   So where are the sweaty bitches with the kick ass speed   Got a faggot ass landscaper givin' me the eye   Mealy little maggot don't know he's gonna die   Like to take his fuckin' head put it right through the door   But I can't stand up I'm gonna puke on the floor   My eyeballs jumpin' and doin' a dance   Goddamn it I think I just pissed my pants      White trash - how do you feel   White trash - doin' a deal   White trash - diggin' a ditch   White trash - son of a bitch      My greasy sweatshirt's got my company name   Only 22 degrees I'm goin' insane   Fuckin' honey got no money I'm goin' to the bar   I forgot to tell you that I crashed my car      White trash - how do you feel   White trash - doin' a deal   White trash - diggin' a ditch   White trash - son of a bitch   White trash - havin' a beer   White trash - killin' a deer   White trash - smokin' a bowl   White trash - still on the dole