The odds are all against me   so put your bets down.   But I have come this far   don't feel like stopping now.      I am a rejected one night stand.   I've walked that hall of shame   and it was all in fun,   But darling I don't remember your name.      I'd like to propose a toast now   so raise your glasses high   And drink to those fleeting days of irresponsible youth.      I've walked through broken glass. I've got the cuts to prove it.   I've run through thorn and fire. I've got the burns to prove it.   I've stumbled through drunken philosophy. I've got the headache to prove it.   I've slept with desperation. I've got the shame to prove it.   So let's do it all again.