Wake up in the morning   What a surprise   You got your face up in my cleavage   And your hand between my thighs   Why can't you leave just like the other guys   You think you won some kind of prize?      Ooooh, sweet lady, I think I'm in love   Oooh, I really think I'm in love      Just because we messed around doesn't mean I want you here   Get out of my house and take your beer   Drive away and stear clear   Before I put my boot piece in your rear      When I wake up and see you lying there   With your fake nails and extensions in your hair   I can't believe the way I'm falling for you   Is this love, can it really be true?      Yo, what is this crap?   Give this bro a slap   He doesn't have a clue that his girlfriend is wack   I'm saying: Yo, here's some advice from MC Cracker   If she was really worth it, bro, she would be blacker   Yo, ho, you like to fuck   I'll fuck you and suck you like a big yellow duck   Cause I've got such large equipment it's in the Guinness book   And I bet now you're asking, yo, how do I look?   Well, I'm the smoothest MC jew in the land   And I know the freaking Torah like the back of my right hand   And that's just about all my advice   Cause, yo, MC Cracker's through being nice      I do what I get and I get what I see   I saw you today, you're nothing to me   Like all of your brothers, one, two, three   If you stay any longer I'm gonna up the anti      Ooooh, sweet lady, I think I'm in love   Oooh, I really think I'm in love      Suck, suck at your cock   Sit, sit on my face   The catch ain't nearly as good as the chase   I'll unleash a can of whup-ass or at least some mace   You could never keep up with my pace